It is quite clearly,
Like in front of this CAVE
Which is called like LOST RIVER CAVE
Somewhere,
And they advertise on a billboard
Probably on I-78 and elsewhere
“Come see the CAVE!
Ok, saw I save a CAVE
And I was disturbed
Ok, anyway,
So they call it a karst limestone formation
Which means water dissolved parts of it away
So there are caves in the middle of nowhere
Underground a few feet
Not in a mountain
And not really hilly in the area,
With a golf course across the road
And the town as well,
Which is a run of the mill kind of PA town,
And otherwise someone would have to tell you a CAVE was here
Unless you found it yourself
But anyway again,
They have an entrance fee
And a big stupid rock store
With like rock picks and other junk
You have to know already
“Is DO NOT TOUCH
“Dangerous very much
“For reasons we comprehend,
So this cave is found in the back of the store
Down a ramp I think it was
Like a few feet
But still in the back of a store
With a big white door
Which is closed
Would reveal no hint of CAVE SYSTEM behind it,
With like a “LOST RIVER”
Which is not a RIVER but like a POOL
That flows out somewhere they say
That they don’t know today
Because some dye experiment failed to do
Revealing where it flows to
So they don’t really make sense to me from the start,
First this is a BILLBOARD BUSINESS
So they can go straight to hell
And you know what that means,
And two,
This CAVE should be recovered from this RENEGADE BUSINESS
That has made like retarded desecrations on it
Apparently repeatedly
And they say they have weddings down there
What?
With a “BAND”
And a platform or whatever
Had been made for the band
And there is masonry here and there
And a metal handrail
And like some weird shrine shit
And on the flowstones we’ll call
Like, someone in the tour group like
Touched one of them
And the tour guide is all like
“Don’t you do that disturb nature here
Like, what?
You stupid fucking retards build a wedding chamber
With handrails
And pipes and shit
And metal handrails drilled into the ground
And we’re a little disturbed actually
That kind of weird shit is a bad profile
The store itself is creep central to the nth degree
With a HIDDEN CAVE BURROW BELOW
Yea, for real,
I heard it down there
Big old golf course across the way
And this water source basically
Yea, they need to be shut down for good basically,
And then last note,
A LEHIGH UNIVERSITY FRATERNITY
Is allegedly to have done hazing rituals here
Involving LATIN GRAMMAR and some task of UTTERANCE OF AN ALPHABET BACKWARDS
In the FLUORESCENT MINERAL ROOM
So we’re like yea,
What the hell is that about?
Are these the creeps LEHIGH GEOLOGY?
Yea, one might surmise,
GEOLOGY has a very poor disguise
They go straight down
Miles sometimes for real
They don’t pass the smell test here…