“It’s uncanny to me”

There is a big book

On sports history

And it’s like

I don’t have any tape at all

For the games in the book

But now high school sports are on TV

In a very questionable way

And tape is “live”

So who exactly has video of kids and “kids” playing sports?

Because I don’t have any tape of me personally

No one ever offered a copy

Or any copy of the stat book record,

You understand

That is a big deal again

And they’re possessed by adults somewhere then,

So we demand regulation of high school sports in a very clear way

Because it’s very annoying to the present day,

To de-nazify the entire apparatus basically