“So they train for a sport on TV”

And it looks like mostly

Like, criminal activity

At the Ski Jump, yea,

When they do the uh,

When the man like, catches the other man

Hopping off some roller board

And we say

“Get this off TV”

It looks like real NAZI

And it turns out homosexual jews

Are the most NAZI of all

And no one is surprised in full,

You understand,

Males on TV

That look like that

Need to go away for good

We don’t think Ski Jump

Should stick around

Just do fourteen days of Alpine Downhill

Instead of the weirdo NAZI agitprop

Insulting sports and making war

Where it need not be

Get it off of my TV.