Up north,
They have a lacrosse league
For the TV,
And they had a halftime event
Where they had stuffed animals
Like tossed all over the playing area
And they just like
Wiped the floor with them
By this real gang of weirdos
And we say:
What is their problem by the way?
With the intent to be
Like giving dirty sock puppets
To children
For “the holiday”
You understand
What should be done about them?