“They did it again”

Up north,

They have a lacrosse league

For the TV,

And they had a halftime event

Where they had stuffed animals

Like tossed all over the playing area

And they just like

Wiped the floor with them

By this real gang of weirdos

And we say:

What is their problem by the way?

With the intent to be

Like giving dirty sock puppets

To children

For “the holiday”

You understand

What should be done about them?