“What Is Happening Around Here Today?

We have news to report,

There is a blight out there:

What is that again?

Junkyards in the woods

As we describe

We do not agree

That they should be allowed to

Do that anymore

You understand

You just crushed it into right field again

And smashed the window right through

“And he did it on purpose too

“Having pointed right to it

Like an alien baseball German

They just can’t stop never learnin’

Did they get better or worse?

The mutants of Howell

And Freehold then too

What is their real problem?

Because their problem is true,

“You understand

“I thought I was home again

“Acting like Superman