
We have news to report,
There is a blight out there:

What is that again?

Junkyards in the woods
As we describe
We do not agree
That they should be allowed to
Do that anymore

You understand
You just crushed it into right field again
And smashed the window right through
“And he did it on purpose too
“Having pointed right to it
Like an alien baseball German
They just can’t stop never learnin’

Did they get better or worse?
The mutants of Howell
And Freehold then too
What is their real problem?
Because their problem is true,

“You understand
“I thought I was home again
“Acting like Superman