“Have You Ever Met An International Student That Was Worth A Damn? No, Ban Them

All of them

They just waste space

And they are purely spies

“Whoever came by,

“Just grab the names

“And traffick them to some apparatchik

“At some point

How many spies do we have here?

How many Germans were on campus that day?

How many Israelis?

And where and when?

Do you think Americans will ever take

School security seriously?

Like for real though,