You understand
It’s like first week of college again
And there’s this place like
Called the lodge
Or nearby to the “lodge“
Which has a phone bank in it then
And the premise was that
“Call some alumni for donations
“In this dark and retarded stonework
“Waste of life issue
“With the dorm level phone
“To some strangers on someone’s list
And that was a hard pass
But someone did it once
Allegedly, like why?
Who gets money out of that?
Who even asked the question?
What was that for?
Beer money or other,
How do you spend your day at college?
Because that’s a college building too, back the
And not doing that once is correct
But whose line was that back then?
You understand,
There are all sorts of alumni scams we have to cover,
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