“What is this again?

Where did “he” come from?

This “Robinson” the other day,

Why would carrying groceries into the house unsettle someone?

Was he a weirdo to begin with?

Some commie pinko hanging out with transvestites,

Doing the doppelgänger on TV,

Who pulled the trigger though

If anyone at all,

Will UVU make it through

The big old infamy review

“Yeenaaldlooshii Issue”

Is what it looks like to us man,

It looks like that again and again

Over there,

In the meanwhile,

Souther Utah is under review:

The Cedar City mountain view

What is their problem so far away

“The whole town is crazy“