“It’s Aurora Borealis

For NFL 2.0

64 Teams Overnight

You Know They Know

How Many People In America Play Football Already

They Could Do 256 In The End

And Make A Lacrosse Team With Each Of Them

And Then Commies, NYC

Are Under Decimation Watch Formally

For Being So Pusillanimous Historically

And Vile Degenerates We

Report To You Actually

Hate Sporting Activity In New Jersey

And You Know What That Means