“What do we think of U.V.U.?”

As of Fall 2023 there were 43,796 enrolled undergraduates, and
There are 43,560 square feet in one acre
They have an acre of people
As we say
What is it they do everyday?
Do they study at the stacks in the library?
Do they spend all day in the dormitory?
What is we have to say,
From Provo State TV:
Is let them out to pasture actually
To make room for Provo State University.