“You understand, why do the redcoats wear the white wig on the hat, like standing around so effete at that, with part of the hairline jutting out, and it’s like why not just wear a beaver cap on your head like a normal person and get on with it,

Idiotic redcoats in the woods of USA

Looking like prancing parlor boys

Looking for what a woman enjoys

In some Sense & Sense way

They were never here to stay

You understand

It’s that mountain time of year again,

What was their problem again?