
It’s like
You thought Wilkes-Barre was bad
And then there was Scranton
Which is questionable in the extreme
No, really,
What goes on here is questionable
Every single day
And we made a bonfire of Malarkey
And beat em up real bad
All about Delaware
But then there is this place
And it’s like we think you should keep in mind:
Hazards of Luzerne & Lackawanna Counties:
May look like this too:

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