“What is their problem again?

It’s like

You thought Wilkes-Barre was bad

And then there was Scranton

Which is questionable in the extreme

No, really,

What goes on here is questionable

Every single day

And we made a bonfire of Malarkey

And beat em up real bad

All about Delaware

But then there is this place

And it’s like we think you should keep in mind:

Hazards of Luzerne & Lackawanna Counties:

May look like this too:

“Skinsuits that do weird shit on Tv