- You understand
- Are out doing their calisthenics again
- In the stadium
- On the green
- The big old boom box machine
- Has been vanquished and
- There shall be
- No more satanic TV
- Across the campuses verily
- Ok,
- So Howellstanee Brigade
- Is doing calisthenics
- On the stadium green
- You understand
- One knee up
- And then one hand in fist
- Into chest
- While the other arm is outstretched
- And then arm in, arm out
- Marching all about
- With a kitty on the
- Outfit chest basically
- Howellstanee brigades
- Are here to be
- Ridding your town
- Of all devilry
- We require suits of armor
- And helmets too
- Because of places like this:




And the things they do,
You understand,
Whose violence is that again?
Are they doing satanic acts of hate in the sanctum?
You know I saw the underworld camera in Willets
Lounge, the other day
It’s like, it’s not funny how dangerous the little Baader-Meinhofs will be,
With their hate politics and forked tongue,
Like a little Israeli gang waiting in the basement again
Anyway,


What is her problem again?
Like it’s her first weekend on campus
Big girl coming through
The CBS NEW witch
Knows what to do
All you have to say
Is what are you doing later today
And right to the house
To do some violence upon
Is the CBS NEWS
Wild woman hellspawn
“We recommend a g. out back
“For any of the locals in fact
“Anyway




What an idiot
And why bother at all
Where are the bodies?