“Howellstanee Brigades

  1. You understand
  2. Are out doing their calisthenics again
  3. In the stadium
  4. On the green
  5. The big old boom box machine
  6. Has been vanquished and
  7. There shall be
  8. No more satanic TV
  9. Across the campuses verily
  10. Ok,
  11. So Howellstanee Brigade
  12. Is doing calisthenics
  13. On the stadium green
  14. You understand
  15. One knee up
  16. And then one hand in fist
  17. Into chest
  18. While the other arm is outstretched
  19. And then arm in, arm out
  20. Marching all about
  21. With a kitty on the
  22. Outfit chest basically
  23. Howellstanee brigades
  24. Are here to be
  25. Ridding your town
  26. Of all devilry
  27. We require suits of armor
  28. And helmets too
  29. Because of places like this:

And the things they do,

You understand,

Whose violence is that again?

Are they doing satanic acts of hate in the sanctum?

You know I saw the underworld camera in Willets

Lounge, the other day

It’s like, it’s not funny how dangerous the little Baader-Meinhofs will be,

With their hate politics and forked tongue,

Like a little Israeli gang waiting in the basement again

Anyway,

What is her problem again?

Like it’s her first weekend on campus

Big girl coming through

The CBS NEW witch

Knows what to do

All you have to say

Is what are you doing later today

And right to the house

To do some violence upon

Is the CBS NEWS

Wild woman hellspawn

“We recommend a g. out back

“For any of the locals in fact

“Anyway

What an idiot

And why bother at all

Where are the bodies?