“The real issue with the beach is parking again

Swarthmore is like and was
A Mansonoid conspiracy against me
Like the “JFK Witness Paper”
Yellow school bus is much like the anti-anti-telepathic anti-Prisoner TV and must regarded as a true facet of industry
And such the yellow bus takes one to school
You understand
It was the thesis as follows:
The JFK assassination witnesses
Far and wide
Had been targeted for assassinations attempts
And allegedly like some had been “killed off”
In such a way
To arouse ire and controversy
Every so often
East to West
And then we suggest
When the student like 16
Wrote a paper the year before
Back when they use to write papers
On their big box screens
For word processing machines
So the teacher m. goes about paper review
And takes it for a view
To an academic colleague or two
What exactly did he do?
It drove them insane, in such a way
Because it did Oxford’s at them
In the words they never heard
From the OED
Over and over again verily
Because it was funny
To do
And topical through
A handy word reference
In the the text of the town
Which I had hoarded all around
Especially on the topics of physics
And nuclear chemistries
Which aroused the ire
Of the Echternach Jews of 9/11
So I had been summoned then
To play lacrosse for them
Because I got the course on tape
Of Relativity by Swarthmore
Einstein Genius! Bar String Theory by B. Greene of the Fake Space Machine and Hyper-Strings Team
They a sent a tray for a Europe day
Some of them may have been blown up
Hear that word of the Lord
Do you understand
It was about them bones again.