“Ice Hockey Pores,

  1. Look at this:

Are you telling me you can’t play lacrosse on this?

Why would that be?

If this town weren’t such a pile of crap

You understand

If this form was made correct

By not doing bad material

You know it’s like that

So we say,

That theoretical form

Of “clean” as sized seen

Would like, with a net

And the actual 1.83 x 1.83 m

Instead of wee baby dips

And the hockey goal nips

Yea, there is World War II energy on this

“Red dot target spot:

Like a scratch path in WORTH

With the whole thing below

To 4 0 0

Begging for what you know

We say next:

The double insult

Roller hockey casuistry

Out of thin air basically,

Who made this crap again?

It is insult complex of the first degree

It is like The Prisoner TV over here

“Out of thin air ooutremer

“Ayy lmao

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