“What is TV? What is the NCAA?

This is question of records in general,

And having found the motherlode of fake records from Howell, NJ

At that rotten municipality,

We just remark on an NCAA question:

  1. How many years of eligibility do I have left?
  2. The point is, I know how many years I did NCAA,
  3. Does Fall Ball count for a fourth year?
  4. Obviously not, right? For lacrosse and all,
  5. But who knows in reality
  6. What the NCAA systems actually say
  7. As we said the other day
  8. I cannot do any inquiry into the website
  9. Because of the scroll widget that
  10. Only goes back to 2006
  11. Whereas I need it to go to 2004,
  12. So because of some rather stupid design
  13. There is no solution in full,
  14. What the f is their problem?
  15. Just let the user manually enter the data
  16. Instead of limiting them
  17. By a scroll widget’s dysfunction
  18. You do understand
  19. That is like a personal attack again
  20. So if I show up to Princeton one day
  21. To play NCAA,
  22. Someone’s computer somewhere
  23. Has my information on it
  24. And will do a review of eligibility,
  25. Or whatever it is they do,
  26. It’s like
  27. Other people have more information on me
  28. Than I do in that way
  29. So what the hell is the NCAA?
  30. Do you think they care about aliases?
  31. What about fake names entirely?
  32. What about LUXEMBOURG NCAA WEBSITE DESIGN
  33. Excluding me specifically in full
  34. With indeed plausible
  35. Deniability
  36. Based on a widget’s inability
  37. Et cetera, &c.
  38. Anything they say is not taken seriously again and again,
  39. Who is that though?
  40. The NCAA
  41. What is that?
  42. Who knows…