ENHAKKORE

You understand,

Here’s how it goes again:

1. Walk into office
2. Say hello
3. Hello there too
4. We have a question for you:
5. How many years left of NCAA
6. Eligibility do I have?
7. So then the other part says:
8. “Well get on the website and uh
9. “Yea, hold up just one sec,
10. “I did all that,
11. “The record in fact is not accessible
12. And both parties there
13. Confounded by the widget
14. Beware
15. Of scams like this
16. On your person today
17. Because it is a mailing from 2017
18. If I recall correctly, in full
19. It was one of those mailings
20. Sinister in the nth degree
21. Suspected forgery on the face
22. “NCAA requests your attention
23. “For issue of concussion
24. Which this thing says:
25. “You reply via mail
26. “To opt out of NCAA
27. “Accessing all your medical records
28. Or whatever
29. So it’s like, yea, no
30. In the garbage it goes
31. Because I did have a concussion or two
32. Like Dickinson freshman year was a real deal concussion
33. I also had one or two in high school football
34. Just so, there is no doctor to go
35. At Swarthmore,
36. It’s just walk it off ism
37. The protocol would say today
38. “Don’t bother with class again for the season
39. And take a leave of absence
40. “Or whatever goes on
41. We have no information back then
42. Spring 2005
43. About any issue like that
44. You understand
45. I got hit hard again
46. And had 120% class load
47. And in the end
48. No degree
49. And collections verily
50. What happened there again?
51. Was I concussed?
52. The truth must…