“When do Presbyterians have Presbyters at the Kirk that are women? Never, in the real,

But in the south they feel

Like a “woman” has to be

Big and powerful,

Up on TV

By the way,

There is no such thing as “woman” clergy

They already fixed that in the USA

And any “woman” that claims to be

Anything of the kind verily

Is first, a very not likable person in the extreme

Second, suspected on the face

Of abusing children,

We mean

Because really,

What the fuck are you even doing there?

Pretending to be the church man of old

That way is already long gone

It’s called Mormon,

As we understand

There is no need for minister or priest again.