“Usury lacrosse, at Swarthmore the cost,

Is no degree

No transcript

Debt as far as it goes

And monthly payments and

No job

And no prospects

And then no bill

But yet collections too?

How illegal is that again?

Is there a lawyer around who wants to take this up for free?

Because this is all true by the way,

And that is a lawless place in the extreme,

No education we mean

No lacrosse is what they seek,

For the poor and meek,

And that is me,

A.C.M.,

For having ever played lacrosse with them.