Is no degree
No transcript
Debt as far as it goes
And monthly payments and
No job
And no prospects
And then no bill
But yet collections too?
How illegal is that again?
Is there a lawyer around who wants to take this up for free?
Because this is all true by the way,
And that is a lawless place in the extreme,
No education we mean
No lacrosse is what they seek,
For the poor and meek,
And that is me,
A.C.M.,
For having ever played lacrosse with them.