So this a true story
About FREEHOLD LACROSSE
And the scabs that come around,
You do understand
This one in question
Was drinking all day
And had become belligerent basically
And he did accost me out loud
For being into “flyover country”
“Because that’s a big no no
“Being American at all
“In full
And this motherfucker is drunk all day
And what word did I say?
It’s an assumption that I don’t like
Democrat-Swarthmore issues by rote
So we quote the
World War II era basically:
“Go to hell and die.