“The fakest of fake news does lacrosse coverage in NJ, NJ.com as they call it,

Fake news in full,

So much it is

Untouchable

And regarded

As scoundrel to the nth degree

Indeed already

So it appears too,

The monopolists do actually hate you:

“Only Delbarton scams for you,

“Yea, we had one of those already,

“The doppel gäng