There was one Bolshevik in Freehold,
A woman whose name
They said,
Started with L.
You understand
A big old Monmouth edition
Of the real communists attacking the Country
Yes indeed, you and me
In lacrosse specifically
Their bigotry is legendary
“Any white man
“Is too much for them
“So American,
“No time for them,
“Who is that again?
“The foreign “woman”
“Who is a teacher within
“9-5 applies again,
ENHAKKORE 