“So all the faculty at Swarthmore are obviously criminals, everyone in the world agrees that is utterly reasonable to perceive at this point and then too, back two decades ago, you understand,

At age 17 again

I have a name on a roster

For a class, the “professor,”

That is REALLY REALLY BAD

You understand

That is not funny again

They get PIZZAGATE in the end

Right at them: