Well, let us begin,
To say,
There was a time when a town would play,
You understand,
Football,
Again and again
The town would play it and then
The children would huddle in
And the ball holders has already been chosen
As the play would too,
Just in time
For the virtuoso to shine,
And make the day mine,
However in time,
That is otherly,
As the condition of a true memory
Was of a field
With little to do
With football as a sport
The coaches do purport
To have already selected the quarterback
Only two in fact
Maybe a third
If the need arose
And nobody runs the ball
Unless they are numbered in full
“This is idiotic in full we believe,
“You understand again,
“Every kid touches the ball again
“Every kid can touch the ball
“Every kid is required to play quarterback a couple times
“Who let the adults act like swines
“And try and waste all the times,
“For little prancers on the prowl,
“Older and sometimes foul
“Tryin’ to get they spot
“On that high school roster
“Big D1 inbound:
“The mystery of Howell Football,
“That was always unsound,