“(5) Glen Ridge holds off (4) Shore Regional 8-4, an upset therefore:

To be:

(5) Glen Ridge vs. (1) Rumson-Fair Haven

And

(6) Voorhees vs. (2) Caldwell

In the South Jersey Group 1 Semifinal Playoffs

Of NJSIAA,

And by the way

How did both Hunterdon County’s Voorhees,

And Glen Ridge in Essex County

And Caldwell too,

How did they all get in South Jersey again?

Rumson at it then?

Also,

(3) Bernards is out,

After being upset by (6) Voorhees today,

And we say,

Is (3) Bernards the same as Bernardsville High School?

As it might have been

Around 2004,

Or so…