“Remember that time
“Somewhere out in the country
“You understand
“This baseball team just shows up out of the woods
“Like one of those archetypes again
“Like somebody’s ringers came out
“And they turned out to be
“An odd bunch of krauts
“Like having trained on baseball
“In some remote foreign place
“To all of sudden
“Do a little professional team to
“A little high school town
“Is like a German way we we found
“Goes back to Luxembourg
“And is highly unsound
“It’s like East Germans at the Olympics
“Every steroid in the book
“Wearing pointy hats and with a look
“Like ayy lmao
“All of their results will be wiped in the end
“But it was a remarkable day anyway
“Sports and non-sporting activity,
ENHAKKORE 