“And then the Maoists came in
“And went to protest or whatever
“Mostly we think
“It’s the town Lamanite
“Mad of the one summer
“We got free rent
“From squatting
“In the upstairs Phi Psi bedroom,
“You understand, for
“Summer jobs again,
“So the real story was RAPE TUNNEL D.U.
“And all that press went apoplectic
“The R.S. M.H. was on the docket,
“Yea, by me,
“In public verily,
“And RAPE ATTIC IS ALSO D.U. by the way,
ENHAKKORE 