Remember when UNC Carolina
Was a meme team
In the 90’s,
And all the purveyors
Of the sports apparel
Had a wall mount
For the UNC CAROLINA BLUE TAR HEELS
And you understand
I rejected them
And they stalked me in this way:
On the advertising telepathy
“They are theoretically good colors
“But I don’t understand
“Are we supposed to like UNC again?
“We are many states away,
“What do they do anyway?
“Do they ever win anything?
“No one cares though, it’s
“How many Sanctums
“Do they have though
“What does that mean though?
ENHAKKORE 