“You understand, how idiotic RUTGERS is again,

Yea, they play football they say

The EAST COAST HAZARD

Of every STD that ever existed

It is like that for real

And worse, and

They go straight to hell,

And then they play in this place

Called SHIT STADIUM:

The “Rodkin” Center near SHIT stadium

You understand,

Is what I was talking about again,

In the classic case

Of nouveau disgrace:

“Endless balconies to nowhere

“And no clear purpose

“And idiotic design

“Alien to all it’s neighbors we find

“0 out of 10

“Would not walk by again

And then back to football,

Like OPENING DAY

There are “people” apparently suffering from heat issues again

Every which way

At the football games

So much so,

That they are like

Sprawled out in the tens of them

In their stupid idiot RED SHIRTS

Like R = REDCOAT at this point

As offensive as it gets,

Anyway,

So they’re sprawled out in whatever places are there,

Just exasperated from the heat

Not like a CIVIL WAR BATTLE

But like a day at STATE FOOTBALL

Also called GOVERNMENT FOOTBALL

BIG OLD TV EVENT, and

As the practice at RUTGERS goes

“To hate all life

“And then try and kill off anyone who talks about how shit they are at everything

“Yea, like that, yes indeed

So the FOOTBALL GAME in that first issue’s heat

Is so hot,

One requires water for the day

Again and again

So in the stadium one must do

WAITING IN LINE for extreme amounts of time

For price-gouged water

Yes, the “impoverished students” of Rutgers

Must eschew looking at the football

To not DIE OFF

Of heat stroke, or near stroke

You understand

Water is free at the library again

They have no right to charge for water

It’s actually very offensive

And free water at the library is probably imperiled

Because I wrote about it here

And a police call will likely quickly follow

For making fun of whatever RUTGERS JEWISH monopoly scams are out there, foisted

On the sports watching public verily

So the FOOTBALL, RUTGERS is RATED 0 out of 10, would not watch again:

Offensive to begin:
Presumed OVER AGE
HAZARD: EAST COAST
Water gouging, 2C:12-10(f)
Yea, it’s a piece of SHI-T, it’s meant to be apparently.