“Anywhere else in the world…

  1. A shirtless man on the beach
  2. Versus a shirtless man in the woods
  3. And then a woman in that way
  4. In any public place basically
  5. Is mostly sociopathic
  6. And if in the woods
  7. Like possibly Biblical level enemy of evil
  8. Being the form of a woman
  9. With no intent on reproduction
  10. But made to bear likeness
  11. Of whiteness and faux-fertility
  12. You understand
  13. Like an archetypal demon
  14. And the beach is underworld to begin