“What is their problem again?

So Rutgers has a LACROSSE SQUAD

You understand

Over on Busch or wherever

Or whatever they call it today

“BERGEN BELSEN,” we agree,

So the LACROSSE comes out of the BLIGHT

To walk to practice

You understand

Clickin’ and clackin’ on the asphalt again

Like a bunch of idiots

Whose state government just spent a trillion dollars

On some student-athlete center

Like for the purpose of laundering money

To israelis,

But they just die off anyway, anyway,

So the $1.2 million student center

With all the balconies to nowhere,

Yea, the blight,

And they just click and clack on the asphalt

Walking to they practice field

And it’s like

Couldn’t you make a path

With woodchips

Or have a real field anywhere within non-clacking distance

Yea, your BLIGHT is real.