“REVOLUTION is not a name we think this CLUB should have, you understand, they are a little LUXEMBOURGIAN,

You understand

Just call them the NEW ENGLAND SOCCER PATRIOTS SOCCER TEAM

Uncanny in the nth degree,

And then you make 50 of them

And have them compete

In THE HUNGER GAMES OF SOCCER:

TOTAL EUROTRASH RIGGING DEATH

You understand

IT IS ONLY REAL COMPETITION

MADE BY USA FOOTBALL AGAIN

JUST BEING ALIVE

YEA, JUST DO IT

AND WE SAY

NO MORE NIKE LOGO ON YOUR TV

WE WANT A CLEAN JERSEY

I AM PRESIDENT OF NEW JERSEY

I HAVE PRINCIPLED INTEREST IN THE NAME OF JERSEY

WHEREVER IT MIGHT BE

A COLLEGIAN ORIGIN HOW VERILY

YOU WILL DO WHAT WE SAY

ON THE MATTER OF JERSEY

YOU WILL MAKE YOUR JERSEY FREE

OF ANY MARKS OF SATURNIAN COMPANY