Yea, anyway,
It is NFL SOCCER PATRIOTS
Where your town has a field-stadium
Used for 8 games a year
We say
“You can do better than that
And you can make it uncanny again
With the same logo on them
And then the DEI nightmare
In whatever form
Will implode
In such a way,
We call it
NFL SOCCER FOOTBALL today
You understand
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