“Everyone knows MLS is not correct, you can’t even try and watch them anymore, APPLE TV is basically HINDU R.M. SOCIETY HILL and SANDY, UTAH is basically HOWELL BELOW,

Yea, anyway,

It is NFL SOCCER PATRIOTS

Where your town has a field-stadium

Used for 8 games a year

We say

“You can do better than that

And you can make it uncanny again

With the same logo on them

And then the DEI nightmare

In whatever form

Will implode

In such a way,

We call it

NFL SOCCER FOOTBALL today

You understand

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