There is LACROSSE on today
With correct numbers already
You understand
For ye of the land
Who do not yet understand
Esoteric-Tebowism
“You get it
“The numbers do
“Add up
“To what is true
“So an OOUT BOAT
“That CAN’T FLOAT
“Is not improbable to begin,
“With when the numbers are true
“Who gets mad at you?

Princeton v Syracuse
Redcoats advance
For the masquerade dance
Not at all
We believe it’s real in full
If you don’t do competition real
We’re going to mess you up with the PEAR
Because we overthrew
That one too
You understand
OVERTHROW is how we do again.