“We have a problem here again, with the PUBLIC SCHOOL itself, as a concept today, when the TOWN OF WALL went HUNGER GAMES ON TV, the other day, you understand, we remain present to do the necessary explanation: “they’re all like that in WALL”

If one does it:

They all do it like thatC

Everyone in WALL is like that,

Guess what,

They’re all like that in FREEHOLD too

Every single FEMALE

In the PUBLIC SCHOOLS

All of them,

Both HIGH SCHOOLS,

All the ELEMENTARY

And the MIDDLE SCHOOL especially,

Right at PUBERTY,

Not a joke,

This is the conclusion that we came to

In our study of LOCAL GOVERNMENT,

How can you prove us wrong?

Just look at who they TEXT all day,

&c.