“Can you even do a BOOK REVIEW? Yes indeed, what is what we need? You understand, let’s just compare NOBEL PRIZE winning books, or whatever,

First, is The Remains of the Day (1989),

The servant class is fake and gay

Not at all

They have feelings in full

From all of the incidental view

Of a kind of history

That happens around like a ruined aristocracy

Whilst Americans may be

Lurking around every corner

The new American world older

You understand

The old Darlington Hall hand

Has a way with words again and again

“This version too

“Is probably and definitely

“More interesting than any movie they ever made

“Called The Remains of the Day (1993),

And then for the juxtapose,

It’s a TURK

Doing onanistic way

To a naked lady

In modern day Germany

On welfare verily,

It is Snow (2002)

By not Kazuo Ishiguro, who is the author of the

First edition we

Just mentioned verily,

Anyway,

They got Hande real bad

Because she was an idiot

And she’s mad

You understand

The local bad boy again

Is the like

Mostly milquetoast

Muslim extreme

Like in a can

Attracting women again

To do their culting again

Around illicit religiosity

Whatever they may be

She was being a hussy

Watching too many Mexican TV soap operas

As TURKS are strange like that

In this Kars, EU neverland story coming through

Of Turks and their ways,

“Jack offs,

The author says

“They go to Germany

“To be

“Enamored of TV

“Of the pornographic variety

“Like American especially,

“Yea, anyway

It won a NOBEL PRIZE

And we say,

And they got Hande real bad

She got blown up in the end

For hanging out with the bad boy too much

You understand

And then the army came around

And blew them up

For being idiot swine

Or whatever

You understand

It was snowing all weekend