“What’s happening in FREEHOLD today? Returning to your local news source verily,

Remember when

The NYC MONOPOLY FAKE NEWS

Had a moment

Where they were like:

“We need LICENSES for JORUNALISTS

“Only the IN-GROUP can talk about

Whatever it is they talk about,

Yea, about as OFFENSIVE as the

NAZI INVASION OF POLAND

Out loud

Yea, you do not get to do MONOPOLY

By the stroke of pen

For information

That is preposterous at all times

So what we say

Rather than

Let that entity like

Go home to a house

Eat food ever again

Raise a family

Or appear to be

Doing any of the above

We say, no thank you

But we’d rather hunt them down

As an act of government

On behalf of the people is exactly what we meant

Do not permit

Any midwit

To misquote

We have to note,

And say,

This is the ZEITGEIST of the day

HUNTING DOWN what is not right,

As your answer to the BLIGHT,

Yea, as I say,

What is going on in some TOWN today?

You just read the answer actually.