“you understand, we want to see MR. FROG TV again, and again, instead of any offensive cult of personality, and all politics needs to be made illegal verily today, as MR. FROG is going to say, he is in charge of the COUNTRY, all of the day,

What is MR. FROG going to do today,

We’re going to threaten every foreign government aggressively,

This is how it will be

“You do what we say

“When we say it

Enough of the chit chat casuistry

This is going to be a great Country

And you will see

On the Earth and the Sea

A Very Great TV

And a Great Society

Down with OLD ORDER verily

The people have chosen MR. FROG

All the way through time

The best President we can find

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