It would be a pile of mass death otherwise,
If anyone wondered why,
Now you know,
They have to go,
In full,
By the way,
THE ENDOWMENT FACILITY
Is a threat to the whole COUNTRY
Usually every time,
Right down the line,
On the LEY,
What we find,
Is often DEVILRY
Because you must be keen
To keep the LEY clean
BE QUIET ON THE LEY
All of the day
This is what we say.