“What is the worst episode of the X-FILES? You understand, we say, upon REVIEW today:

Season 3, Episode 18

‘Teso Dos Bichos’

What is a TESO?

A TREASURE, or as a search will say,

Meaning a MOUND,

So we have

‘Burial mound of small animals’

And

‘Treasure of small animals’

As per the GOOGLE TRANSLATION,

And we say,

Why is the episode so hard to watch?

Well we know,

From the RUTGERS experience,

How FAKE AS HELL

Any UNIVERSITY ARCHAEOLOGY DEPARTMENT is

You do understand,

That’s like FAKE TO THE NTH DEGREE

Where every move and iota

Is an insult of white Christian man and woman,

They have pure hatred for them,

Why is that?

That’s a good question indeed,

The answer we need,

To articulate properly,

Because it is already known to me

As fundamentally as the air I breathe,

And we say,

Talk about it through the episode today,

If at all possible verily,

Because first, one knows

Do never touch a MOUND

And a MOUND OF SMALL ANIMALS

Do not ever touch in the extreme

Leave it be or you will be very sorry,

I can tell very true stories about MOUNDS

Across the COUNTRY again and again

And then here in NEW JERSEY when,

“It was discovered in 2017

“Heaviest energy in the world at the time

“The riparian parts of NEW JERSEY in fine,

“So no photographs at all

“But we has a lithic cache

“Coming up out of a MOUND

“A literal MOUND,

“As in a MOUND OF EARTH

“In a vicinity with much stone not at all

“Any lithics are salient in full,

You do understand,

One is allowed to touch them

If permitted to,

By who?