“When they get dolled up
“And their ass cheeks are way out
“And they look like they’ve been hit with the makeup gun,
“Ala SIMPSONS
“For real
“With such grotesque display
“Following from some SOVIET casuistry
“Probably remote and remedial countryside
“To insult where they reside
“And presume they’re all raped at a young age
“To even get invited in
“To any club that does that fucking bullshit to begin
“You understand
“No judged “sport” needs remain in
“We require full field lacrosse again
“Or we’re going to fuck them up for good.