“You understand, SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING is apparently going to be like on a ROSTER of TV in this COUNTRY, for a SPORT PAGEANT basically, and what it is is not actually a SPORT anywhere near here or anywhere in the world, at all in full yet we have every town overflowing with FOOTBALL and LACROSSE, and they’re going to do this on TV, in lieu of those two basically? Yea, hell no, they need to go away for good, and no one who swims would ever consider doing hideous whoremonger masonry below at all or ever once, you do understand, we require your attention, because is the NATION again, pissed off real bad, for obvious reasons we said, “get this fucking shit the fuck out,” do you understand, this is basically how we feel again,

“When they get dolled up

“And their ass cheeks are way out

“And they look like they’ve been hit with the makeup gun,

“Ala SIMPSONS

“For real

“With such grotesque display

“Following from some SOVIET casuistry

“Probably remote and remedial countryside

“To insult where they reside

“And presume they’re all raped at a young age

“To even get invited in

“To any club that does that fucking bullshit to begin

“You understand

“No judged “sport” needs remain in

“We require full field lacrosse again

“Or we’re going to fuck them up for good.