
You understand,
This is about X-FILES again
Season 9, Episode 5,
So first,
The TV is set in MANAHAWKIN, NEW JERSEY,
Down in OCEAN COUNTY,

Not BERGEN COUNTY,
And it begins with a fictional death
By some insect process
But the interesting part here
Is how very near
All of this is
To where I did go to HIGH SCHOOL too,
So the episode opens,
With the kids doing stunts for TV,
And the victim is
Wearing a RED HELMET
With a RAM EFFIGY
On it so EXPLICITLY, that it
Must be HOWELL by the way
Or TOMS RIVER not at all,
All of them apply we believe,
The TOWNS in this vicinity
And the point of the NEW JERSEY X-FILES TV
You understand, is a
RAMTOWN MYSTERY again,

Like X-FILES people know about RAMTOWN?
Following from the HELMET in RED, with the RAM SKULL EFFIGY, the GARFIELD HIGH SCHOOL MASCOT as well, has a FORKED TONGUE SPIRALED OUT
Like, PURITY SPIRAL’D, you understand,
NEW JERSEY HIGH SCHOOL AGAIN
The PUBLIC SCHOOL we mention
As the ARCHETYPE of
Like the 2000 student HIGH SCHOOLS NOT NEEDED AT ALL,
With RAMTOWN notably,
A “something in the water” kind of place,
Where all the women don’t do well
You understand what I’m saying
They’re not right, the way they act at that age
And everybody knows,
It’s just like
PEDO CENTRAL
And it gets even more interesting
When the setting is MANAHAWKIn
Like obviously and quotably,
“That’s SOUTHERN there, ya,
“You understand,
“The old competitor again,
“In WRESTLING and LACROSSE then,
“And a little too close to OCEAN CITY for comfort
“What being 30 miles away from RAMTOWN
“32 from OCEAN CITY,
“About the midpoint of the NINTH GATE on ROUTE 9
“The HIGH SCHOOL of the episode in fine
“What is it they’re trying to do
“Communicating through
“Fiction like this
“YOUR TOWN IS FILLED BUGS FROM EARTH TWO
“Is how I read it,
“Yea, basically.
What else is going on in these TOWNS?