“GARFIELD HIGH SCHOOL, BERGEN COUNTY, ABOUT AS GHETTO AS IT GETS,

You understand,

This is about X-FILES again

Season 9, Episode 5,

So first,

The TV is set in MANAHAWKIN, NEW JERSEY,

Down in OCEAN COUNTY,

Not BERGEN COUNTY,

And it begins with a fictional death

By some insect process

But the interesting part here

Is how very near

All of this is

To where I did go to HIGH SCHOOL too,

So the episode opens,

With the kids doing stunts for TV,

And the victim is

Wearing a RED HELMET

With a RAM EFFIGY

On it so EXPLICITLY, that it

Must be HOWELL by the way

Or TOMS RIVER not at all,

All of them apply we believe,

The TOWNS in this vicinity

And the point of the NEW JERSEY X-FILES TV

You understand, is a

RAMTOWN MYSTERY again,

Like X-FILES people know about RAMTOWN?

Following from the HELMET in RED, with the RAM SKULL EFFIGY, the GARFIELD HIGH SCHOOL MASCOT as well, has a FORKED TONGUE SPIRALED OUT

Like, PURITY SPIRAL’D, you understand,

NEW JERSEY HIGH SCHOOL AGAIN

The PUBLIC SCHOOL we mention

As the ARCHETYPE of

Like the 2000 student HIGH SCHOOLS NOT NEEDED AT ALL,

With RAMTOWN notably,

A “something in the water” kind of place,

Where all the women don’t do well

You understand what I’m saying

They’re not right, the way they act at that age

And everybody knows,

It’s just like

PEDO CENTRAL

And it gets even more interesting

When the setting is MANAHAWKIn

Like obviously and quotably,

“That’s SOUTHERN there, ya,

“You understand,

“The old competitor again,

“In WRESTLING and LACROSSE then,

“And a little too close to OCEAN CITY for comfort

“What being 30 miles away from RAMTOWN

“32 from OCEAN CITY,

“About the midpoint of the NINTH GATE on ROUTE 9

“The HIGH SCHOOL of the episode in fine

“What is it they’re trying to do

“Communicating through

“Fiction like this

“YOUR TOWN IS FILLED BUGS FROM EARTH TWO

“Is how I read it,

“Yea, basically.

What else is going on in these TOWNS?