How in the office
MULDER had a map
Of SOUTH CAROLINA
All rolled out on the display
For like the entire show
And then we want to know
What was up with SOUTH CAROLINA?
Did we even see one episode in S.C.?
What is the HAZARD down below,
Over there,
You understand
Bad doubles again and again,
Bad dopplegangers when,
Stuff goes wrong for them,
Like FORT SUMTER basically
Just an idiotic outlet of hate energy
After an election
So like today
When we do rightly
What just then
From S.C. pings in?
Yea, I have a fondness for the SOUTH
S.C. particularly,
And I’m well aware CHARLESTON is filled with DEVILRY
Yes, I’ve been there too,
THE COLLEGE OF CHARLESTON will not do
Was that the hit?
Ya, probably.