“You understand, we’re talking about X-FILES again, and you see,

How in the office

MULDER had a map

Of SOUTH CAROLINA

All rolled out on the display

For like the entire show

And then we want to know

What was up with SOUTH CAROLINA?

Did we even see one episode in S.C.?

What is the HAZARD down below,

Over there,

You understand

Bad doubles again and again,

Bad dopplegangers when,

Stuff goes wrong for them,

Like FORT SUMTER basically

Just an idiotic outlet of hate energy

After an election

So like today

When we do rightly

What just then

From S.C. pings in?

Yea, I have a fondness for the SOUTH

S.C. particularly,

And I’m well aware CHARLESTON is filled with DEVILRY

Yes, I’ve been there too,

THE COLLEGE OF CHARLESTON will not do

Was that the hit?

Ya, probably.