“You understand, we have a direct line, and we’re usually right every time, so on the topic of D.C., we have to inform you verily:

All the embassies have to to

Except for GAUL

The only ONE in full

Ok,

Anyway,

There is much priceless land

In D.C. again

That is being occupied in a ridiculous volume

By cretins from foreign nations

Foreign aliens and their encampments

Need to go in full

Just boot em’ right out

Start with the BRITISH

TOTAL REDCOAT DEATH.