We want gambling banned in full,
We want SPORTS BETTING to pay,
We want CANADA banned today,
And we want FULL FIELD LACROSSE for LA
Which can surely handle it, right?
Yes, indeed, we say, in like TWO or THREE weeks,
And entire TOURNAMENT could be summoned forth,
From all these NATIONS,
Right?
We want to see FULL FIELD TV,
And not some scam faux box from a CANADA
Scam town
As the only “solution” to WHITENESS they found
RIGGING and PAGEANTRY and entirely INAPPROPRIATELY conducting themselves upon,
Just play the sport American,
And if they say no,
We say,
Make them PRISONERS OF WAR today
We will host them in NEW JERSEY
And INTERROGATE THEM TELEPATHICALLY
All day everyday
We will make them pay
You understand
You do what we say again
When we say
Make it PROPER today
For fucks sake verily.
Whatever year it may be
100 years ago or whatever from now
We went 40,000 years in the future and saw
How nice it might be
To live nicely