So then we say
We’re going to start making booby traps
You dig
For SWAT REMEDIATION
You understand
We place our GNOMES around the yard
To stare them down
When they don’t arrive
Because the GNOME VQ
Is very powerful,
And true
And they’re not even HIGH EXPLOSIVES
Or INCENDIARY at all
You will understand
They are just regular LAWN GNOMES again
Begging to begin,