“You understand, we were expecting SWATTING in NJ, by JULY historically, you might say, one may have “SWATTED” in that way, yea, basically,

So then we say

We’re going to start making booby traps

You dig

For SWAT REMEDIATION

You understand

We place our GNOMES around the yard

To stare them down

When they don’t arrive

Because the GNOME VQ

Is very powerful,

And true

And they’re not even HIGH EXPLOSIVES

Or INCENDIARY at all

You will understand

They are just regular LAWN GNOMES again

Begging to begin,