“You understand, they got the IHOP real bad, a man just wants to enjoy his pancake, all of sudden he’s getting blasted with radiation or something, you understand, the eye is twitching again, all I wanted was real maple syrup when, I walked in the door again, with real maple syrup in my pockets already, in the multiples of little the pack bottles, they sell at the grocery store in fact, already tabled though with the Chernobyl tri-color syrup collection, sticky on the outside, high fructose slop need not apply, already going to be a waffle kind of day not at all and here’s why, the Waffle House is full, of people that are questionably people, you understand, sometimes one may have to irradiate them, and escape from within, et cetera