“OK, look what I found here, on the TV, watching for a second or two, “Murder at the Motel,” because as we tell, having been to 48 States, and here and there in hotels, motels, et cetera, you understand, it’s like a hyper-dimension of serial killer Lamanite around the corner at all times, like in all 48 States, Oregon and Washington being uniquely horrific, for some reason, proximity to the Sea, other reasons variously, sundry, that will be also taken from an X-Files TV

Ya, Oregon is X-Files prime,

Season 1, episode 1,

Starts in fictional Bellefleur,

In a fictional County

In like close enough to work,

So I was watching the TV

Of Murder at the Motel (2024)

And the titles of episode 3 is

“I Saw the Devil”

And I say

“What did they mean by that

“Like in that auto-anthropological way

“That I do by rote everyday

“As comparative religion on the TV

“Such proper interests do we have

“You understand

But the stream interrupts at episode 3

And is not included in the catalogue basically

What kind of devilry is afoot?

So I look at the plot synopsis for the missing episode

And it’s about a murder motel in Springfield

Like right on the I-5

Up and down I drive

Oregon is scary as hell

The underworld in the motel

Is deadly serious in the nth degree

You get helicopters in Washington State

To remind you to equate

The comfort inn with perdition

We know the brands by name

Comfort Inn is uniquely repugnant

As are most called INNS in full

The INN OF MYSTERY

Has a nasty dimensionality

And we believe it poses mortal peril

On the reg

Yea, we agree

Hotels are gross,

Motels three

Times as gross

Basically,

Et cetera

&c.

Oh no

He did it again