“You understand, can we get a new program, as follows:

So earlier today

I saw a video on the internet

Of some woman

At UNI

Using an AI

To cheat

On a multiple choice exam

Might as well have been at Rutgers

Looks like the CANVAS software

Dingus ditch,

Cheating witch,

I’ve never cheated once by the way, and

I’ve had a unique experience by the way

For all those credits I have

Anyway

The point was to say

We would be so very good to do

A program that comes through

And hunts down all the UNI cheaters

Insofar as they can be found

From public and sound

Evidence, you understand

And take their degrees away

Cheating swine need to pay on time

Like the networks and demographics are sure to be fascinating

Asians of course are going to be

Overrepresented, in the extreme

We want a breakdown by high school we mean

Elementary school too

All the vicinage networks will come right out,

How much can you

Trust “your” college graduates to

Be actually not felons and cretins

From the get go

You do understand

That is a great work in the land

Et cetera again

Many of these uni’s need to end.