“You understand, what was that about PUERTO RICO again?

You see,

We’re not very fond

Of PUERTO RICO

Itself, or as a STATE

Because why

Would that ISLAND

Deserve to be

Anything other than the

Containment vessel basically

For what is on that ISLAND

Until recently, had been

Basically BAAL

And whatever else,

Among them,

You understand, it

Had a hold over them,

So we suppose

PUERTO CUBA is the solution

The two lost ISLANDS

Over there

And the one JURISDICTION for the TWO

You understand again

The STATE OF PUERTO CUBA is at hand.